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HELLO.okay so someones car alarm has been going of for about 15 minutes now and it's really starting to anger me. its like go the frig outside and make you car shut up you pulp. speaking of pulp, the other day I went to buy some orange from marks and spencers and the only orange juice they had was the one with pulp. I was like, we don't all like pulp okay, it gets stuck in our little throats and does not taste ferosh. yesturday me, ellie and chloe watched mean girls and it was really funny to look back on what we used to think were really nice clothes. I used to be really jelous of 'the plastics' clothes but now they're not so hot. The car alarm is still going, will it ever stop? tune in next time! lol Joke. Today in xchurh market I got the best cupcake EVER. It was a peanutbutter cupcake with chocolate frosting, it was so fine and brown like jacob black. ahhh eclipse was so good I could've actually reincarnated Michael Jackson. I havnt seen ' this is it ' in a while and should really do that because I love MJ. The car alarm has now been going for approximetly 19 minutes now. shut the hell up car. When I got home from school I was bored so I did my makeup (as you do). I did green and blue and pink eyeshadow. it looked quite good in real life but in pictures it doesnt look that amazing. I aksed tiff if she liked it but she was like "no." and I was like, well I dont care because I like it and all you do is use £1 eyeshadow with a sponge tip applicator and I use like £10 eyeshadow with £20 brushes so suck on that bihatchy moo moo. I will try and add some pictutes that relate to this blog post today. In photography we layed outside in the sun and then maisie and I went to a strole on the field while maisie did some hand stands (she is amazing a kart wheels as well. ehehee) and then we took pictures with everyone because its almost the end of the school year. 6 weeks of OH BABY. baby baby baby.I think I need to see a doctor because I have a bad case of bieber feiver, can you tell, lol joke I hate his puberty-hasnt-hit-me-even-though-I'm-15 ways?! michael said he wasnt going to let me read his diary any more so now I feel very reluctant to write in mine tonight, who knows maybe I never will, it's such a friggin mystery. its like scooby doo, no one knows. okay bye everyone, i totally love you, init. p.s. the car alarm has stopped yayy, have I already said that, I dont care.

How was your day?

Today I am not in a good mood. although the weather is what I wanted which is good I guess? It is really windy outside and all the trees look like they are going to collapse at any second. Do you ever have those days when everything makes you really angry or you have just had enough and you feel like laying in your bed listening to angry music? I had to do into town during one of my leasons today to hand out leaflets to strangers. Whilst I was there some old man came uncomfortably close to be and said "are you giving out leaflets so that I'll take one and you will make your skirt longer" after this, one of the teaching assistants turned round and said "he is right though". What is wrong with this world, I should be able to wear my skirt how I want without you old fashioned prunes judging me. Tiff fogot to shut the bedroom door as she left resulting in the most anoying creaking sounds there ever was in this world. I am very angry by this point. SHUT THE FRIGGIN DOOR. So I just ran down the stairs and shut my door in a loud manor only for my sister to come back into the room, lets hope she shuts the door on her way up. I've been watching 'Gossip Girl' which was actually the cherry on top of my crappy day. I came up to my room after school to find that I had three spots of my face, wow thats nice more uglyness for holly basham. Maybe my anger is a result of my lack of sleep. I find it hard to sleep at the moment for some reason. I've also ran out of makeup remover so I've been having to run oil all over my face to remove it, it is so much fun rubbing oil in your eyes, I mean it is so pleasurable, joke. It hurts. I should really start writing in my dairy somewhen. Anyway I hope that the spelling is alright for Ruby and Michael and that I used capital letters for all the lovely names that were mentioned. Maybe I will have something more funny to talk about soon, that is if the trees do not fall over and kill me. pma.

My friend Maisie.

This is my friend maisie-Lou Howard and I want to borrow her lipstick (remember?! ahh times). she may not like me after she see's I used this picture because she says it's not her fave picture, but I dont care because I think she looks beaut. maisie is one the the prettiest people I know and have lovely long blonde hair which I want to shave and then stick on my head please? she has big eyes that pop out her face (in a good way) and her eyelashes are really long. I've been friends with maisie for quite a long time now but have grown closer to her as the time has past. I told her I would write a post about her to show how much I freakin' love herr. today we had photography together and it was a really funny leason, you wouldnt find it funny if I told you because it was kinda a have to be there moment but we laughed a lot and then we couldnt stop laughing in science and our teacher didnt like it, go figure ehh? maisie said to me "you have to write on the blog until you've ran out of characters" and then I said "its unlimited characters" and then she said "well your going to be there a while arnt you" and I got worried because theres only so much a person can write. once upon a time me and maisie were playing frisbee with nick from s.t peters and maisie saw I was having a lady problem so she kindly gave the my shirt that she was wearing and help me out with my dilema, for this I am very thankful. our friend ellie was drunk once and she help her try and be normal in front of her parents which didnt really work but at least she tryed. she tryed not to breathe too loudly when sleeping next to me when our good ol' friend maya stayed round ellies with us, I appriciated it although I could still hear her very loudly in  my ear, but it's alright. those points just show that Maisie is a very considerate and caring person and only wants the best for her friends and to make them happy. she has a boyfriend called joe, they've been together forver and I think that he is very lucky to have a nice girlfriend like maisie. maisie also has a nice dress sence and I enjoy seeing her make ugly clothes in ellies house look like the mona lisa. (lol jokes ellie your clothes are the bomb.) maisie has a blog so if your not following her which you probably are then what the hell are you doing reading this, go follow the chick. for the good of maisies education, she has started to sit on a different table in science which is bad because then she is far away from us. it would be good if there was a big table everyone could sit around because then we would all be together and have lots of fun :) maisie has 2 younger brothers, one of them is a baby and one of them is not a baby, he is a big boy. maisies mum works in a bank and she is young and hip(?!) and I hear maisies dad is pretty damn stylish as well, I wanna meet this groovy man. oohh maisie is also a good singer and she sings every where she goes. she loves to sing annie songs and things like the lion king and other good films that are fun like that. it was only today we were singing a bit of miley cyrus. (oh my god I just wrote 'moley cryrus' but changed it. ohh the irony!' okay maisie, I love you very much and I hope that we spend more time together in the future and that we carry on laughing and making jokes! remember maisie "Get the London look". (L)

another post about crap.

hello everyone. theres to this according to days of the week shall we? okay so on monday I went to school and nothing very interesting happend. on tuesday it was sports day and I did this thing called 'Vortex' this is where you throw a rocket shaped object into the air and see how far it travels, my furthest was 8m please dont judge me ok. Wednesday was pretty crappy but my friend spud went to prom and looked really pretty in her nice dress. Thurday was alright, I realised it was mufti the next day and couldnt find anything to I went to lush instead and spoke to my old pals that made me inhale bath bombs until my head was fizzing. I also tryed on these high waister shorts in zara and they were a size 4 and I fit into them, I was pround, but scared. today is a friday which is good because that means a break for basham. it's raining lightly and I can hear it on my window, I love the rain because winter is the best season because it just is so shut the hell up. today was not interesting, oh emm gee the science TA looked so damn hot today I think I almost passed a kidney stone. it was his last day today so i'm never gonna see his sexy 19 year old ass ever again, this makes me very angry, screw life even though i'm no emo. me and my sister are going to watch eclipse tomorrow night and I hear Jasper has a lesbien hair cut, edward looks intense and jacob has an 8 pack of beer. lol jokes i meant 8 pack on his estomago. bella is nice and awkward but you know she's always been like that. I really need to clean my room, you cant see the floor, no joke. I dont have hardly any money which makes me sad, I have £20 to last me until the 1st of august, ohh yay dont you love a money challenge. oh my god, i had retail for 3 hours today and this really happy man was like talking for ages and it made me really sleepy, then police came in to speak to us and she kept looking at me like I was a criminal and i've never done anything because i'm a good little girl. it really anoys me when rinkly old fannys follow you round superdrug cos they think your gonna steal stuff and its like "DONT JUDGE ME YOU OLD FANNY". apparently you have to audition for music tour next year so I have to find what i'm gonna sing because i'm so bloody talented you wont belive your blooming lovely eyes. I'm just kidding I dont really have musical talent which makes me sad. I havnt seen a spider since wednesday which is good news for us all because they are ugly and they have to many legs its like "why the hell do you neef 8 legs, I have 2 and get on just fine, i mean your so selfish.. some people have no legs because they had like gang green (i think that would make an awesome name for a gang, you could have like green costumes and meet up in a green coloured hall?!) is this a really long post, many sorrys! i cant spell the word 'appoligees' because i'm a giant reject with no friends, JOKES I'M SO POPULAR, jokes. okay i'ma goo HI TIFF. because I told her to read it, teheeeeteeheeee. okay bye love youz allz soz muchzz. (L)